Meta Ridley has come to get samus. That jerk. Sandy Tibblits is the new reporter. Meta Ridley is a feirce thing, um, Im writing the things Im saying. Met-meta heck it's Meta RIDLEY... meta ridley is smoking a space cigar and AHH!This is Meta Ridley and Im, well ruler of the newspaper! No, idiot not the space checker the space toilet.
